Empty promises & “full throttle” lies: Jon Wallach calls out Red Sox ownership
It won’t be the actual product on the field that keeps me away from Fenway Park this summer.
Why would I ever spend any money on Red Sox tickets, concessions, or parking when I’ve been lied to for 3 years? Ownership used Chaim Bloom like a human shield to hide from a decreasing payroll, the increasing cost of a trip down to “Friendly Fenway”, and a product that was flat out painful to watch last season. Then you tell me all is well? Ask Kevin Bacon how well that worked out for him at the end of Animal House.
Tom Werner never spoke to the media 20 years ago because there were actual baseball people to do that – Theo Epstein, Larry Lucchino, and the guy who, once upon a time, actually admitted to owning the franchise, John Henry. Now we have the executive producer of “Rosanne” and “That 70s Show” telling us about how the roster will look. The “Full Throttle” comment was regrettable, but the reasoning for it is the killer. Either he knew what was coming and lied, or had no idea and was talking out of his ass, which is just great if you’re in charge. When the smoke had cleared on a winter to forget, Werner attempted to make amends by laughably failing to connect with the majority of the people who purchase tickets. Do you really live your life “Full Throttle”, Tom? I’m thinking I could, too, if I had your money.

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS – MAY 17: A general view of Fenway during the game between the Boston Red Sox and the Houston Astros at Fenway Park on May 17, 2022 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Omar Rawlings/Getty Images)
He added that, while the teams record may be the most important thing, the Fenway Experience is something that ownership feels strongly about. Really? Is it the impossible rush hour trip to get there? My travel in from the western suburbs at 5pm is always a good time. How about the outrageous prices to park within 6 blocks of your ballpark? The cost of beer? How about the seats in section 6 that still face the visitors bullpen? Tom Werner should never be a mouthpiece for this franchise. However, if John Henry is too busy negotiating Billion dollar deals with the PGA Tour, I suppose there’s no other choice.

Oct 9, 2015; St. Louis, MO, USA; Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein in attendance before game one of the NLDS against the St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports
The positive is bringing back Theo Epstein. Or, it will be after he finishes finding another manager for Liverpool and checks in on the Pittsburgh Penguins.
The Red Sox have turned into one of those handheld video games from the 1980s. Ownership had a lot of fun with it for a while, but then got bored, lost track of it, and upgraded to other things. The Sox are collecting dust at the bottom of John Henry’s bedroom closet, beneath that umbrella he uses when it’s too sunny outside. I’m not sure he knows where it is any more.
As a result, Fenway Sports Group is using a franchise that won the World Series a little over 5 years ago to prop up all of their other interests. I don’t think that they collectively love baseball, either. I’m sure they liked it once, have appreciated all of the money it’s brought them, and are really happy about the doors it’s opened, but they don’t love it. If they did, they never would have let things get to this point and then attempt to gaslight their fans into believing that they have a plan.
Alex Cora sees all of this, too. He’s out of here on Monday morning, September 30th, the day after a 75-87 season comes to an end, and will be back managing a different team that makes the playoffs in 2025.
In the end, it’s the duplicity that’s bothering the crap out of me this spring. My fandom goes all the way back to a Ferguson Jenkins complete game 5-hit shutout of the Texas Rangers in the mid-1970s but I’m not giving any more money to a group of owners I don’t believe in. Have fun with the college kids and the tourists this year. It seems that those are the fans you care about anyway.
Jon Wallach is part of Toucher & Hardy, weekday mornings on 98.5 The Sports Hub. Follow him on X/Twitter: @KenGriffeyRules.