Mazz: For the Red Sox, full throttle became full frontal
The Red Sox promised full throttle. They gave us full frontal.
Once again, they’ve been exposed.
In case you (somehow) missed it, the Yoshinobu Yamamoto sweepstakes came to an end last night, the enticing, 25-year-old Japanese right-hander agreeing to a 12-year contract with – yes, it’s true – the Los Angeles Dodgers. The deal is worth a reported $325 million over 12 years and, depending on the precise details (like deferred money), will cost the Dodgers an average of $27.1 million on the luxury tax payroll. Including the posting fee the Dodgers must now pay to Yamamoto’s former Japanese team, the team’s investment in Yamamoto is roughly $375 million dollars.
Yes, that’s correct. A team that won 100 games last season – and that boasts a total of 1,031 wins to easily lead major league baseball over the last 11 seasons – had added Shohei Ohtani, Yamamoto and right-hander Tyler Glasnow this offseason at the cost of more than $1.2 billion.
That’s billion with a `B’ folks, which just happens to be the same letter and logo that adorns your city’s classic team cap.
Meanwhile, the Red Sox list of free-agent acquisitions currently includes the immortal Cooper Criswell, to a one-year, $1 million contract.
And that’s million with an `M,’ folks. As in Motherf……..
So, before we start making excuses and suggesting the Red Sox never had a chance in this thing, please … stop. That frees them of any accountability. Not so long ago, there was a time when the Red Sox were the Dodgers – and we showered them with praise for it. At the beginning of the John Henry and Tom Werner ownership era, the Sox acquired and extended themselves for, among others, Curt Schilling, Keith Foulke, Josh Beckett, Daisuke Matsuzaka, J.D. Drew, Curt Schilling, John Lackey, Carl Crawford, Adrian Gonzalez, Hanley Ramirez, Pablo Sandoval, David Price and Chris Sale. The Red Sox were truly full throttle for much of that time, and they didn’t have to tell us that. They just showed us.
So … what was their final offer? And before anyone suggests it doesn’t matter … it most certainly does. Were the Sox in the ballpark? Did they properly assess the market for a player who has been been touted for months if not years? Or did they somehow think they were smarter than everyone else in an age and business where there are so no secrets nor revolutionary methods? And if they did bid more than anyone else – which we all doubt – then why weren’t they able to acquire a player they clearly could have and would have snatched up at an earlier time in this ownership’s history?
That last question should scare you the most – and for obvious reasons: the Red Sox simply don’t have the juice they used to. Boston simply isn’t a baseball destination anymore, unless you’re talking about the fans of the Dodgers, Braves, Rangers, Blue Jays or Mets organizations who overran Fenway Park last season and made it their home away from home. Don’t you get it? It doesn’t matter who buys the tickets anymore. It just matters that the ballpark is full. The ticket revenue keeps going up. Winning is not guaranteed and, you know, costs money, and we all know that will cut into the profit margin of for a group that bought the Red Sox for $770 million(ish) and has seen it increase in value nearly six times over.
So please. Don’t tell me the Red Sox never had a chance. They chose this path a long time ago. They have finished last three times in four years and six times in the last 12. They have had five chief baseball executives in the last 13 seasons. If the Red Sox never a chance, it’s because they have run their organization into the ground with astonishing, self-destructive behavior. When you short-change your roster over and over again, you can’t just shrug and throw your hands up as if things were beyond your control. It’s kind of like chugging beer and scarfing down fried chicken for years in your parents’ basement (or the clubhouse), then wondering why nobody wants to go to the prom with you.
So what happens now? Who the %*&# knows. Seriously. So Yamamoto would have been a lot of money. So what? Beyond that, the bigger issue is that the Red Sox have grown so downright comfortable that they don’t see any need to be uncomfortable again, financially or otherwise. The Red Sox would rather tell you they intend to go full throttle than to actually do it because the second thing would require them making themselves a little anxious. When you make winning a priority, that usually comes with territory.
So, what should you do now? Good question. Maybe you should go full frontal, too, basically stripping yourself down to a pair of trunks and, if necessary, a skimpy top. But you get the idea. Wear the bear minimum.
The summer of 2024, after all, feels like a good one to spend at the beach.
And without a radio.