Mazz: Are Bill Belichick and the Dallas Cowboys about to join forces?
Bill Belichick and the Dallas Cowboys. The door is not simply ajar. It has been blown off the hinges.
We all want this, of course, so let’s do what football fans and followers do at the most critical times. Let’s join hands and kneel – as if we’re to attempt a game-winning field goal – and let us pray. Let us pray for Belichick and Jerry Jones, for Bill in a Dallas hoodie, for Cowboys reporters asking questions in a protracted drawl and for Belichick to reply with a terse eastern grunt. Let us pray for the soul who asks Belichick whether Micah Parsons reminds him of Lawrence Taylor and wonders whether Belichick consulted Bill Parcells. But let us pray, mostly, for the biggest coaching name in football to land in the Big D, like Godzilla planting his foot at the entrance to Grand Central Station.
As we all know, the Dallas Cowboys went belly up again on Sunday, getting pummeled by the upstart Green Bay Packers in a 48-32 defeat that wasn’t remotely that close. Green Bay led by scores of 27-0 late in the first half and 48-16 with six minutes to play. Packers quarterback Jordan Love finished with a passer rating of 157.2 and Green Bay averaged 7.7 yards per play. The Packers returned an interception for a touchdown. Bloated Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy had the look of a man who just ate a bad cheeseburger while quarterback Dak (rhymes with Mac) Prescott’s head was spinning as if he we possessed, all while megalomaniacal owner Jones was – incredibly and perhaps unprecedently – at a loss to explain it all.
“I certainly in no way spent any time over the last three hours asking how and why,” Jones told reporters following his team’s embarrassing defeat. “What I’m zeroed in on is the fact that I thought we were in position — everyone in this room thought we were in a position — to advance this thing in the playoffs and maybe [progress] as far as our dreams might take us. We didn’t do it. … This is one of my [biggest] surprises since I’ve been involved in sport, period.
“On a personal basis, I’m floored,” Jones added. “Not that there’s any world’s smallest violin for me being floored. I get that. I understand that. I know where the responsibility starts and ends. I’ve got that real clear.”
Said quarterback Prescott when asked about the possibility that head coach McCarthy would now be fired:“I don’t know how there can be [question concerning McCarthy], but I understand the business,” Prescott said. “In that case, it should be about me as well. Honestly. I mean, that guy – I’ve had the season that I’ve had because of him. This team’s had the success that they’ve had because of him. I understand it’s about winning the Super Bowl. That’s the standard of the league and damn sure the standard of this place. So I get it. But add me to the list in that case.”
Oh, we will.
So who can fix it?
Well, how about Bill?
Seriously, folks. Has there ever been a match more perfectly made in pigskin heaven? The Cowboys have talent. The Cowboys need a Super Bowl. The Cowboys have everything they need to win save for one very obvious thing – they don’t know how – and Belichick has won more than most every coach in the history of the sport. He has certainly won more Super Bowls. The Cowboys are now 4-13 in their last 17 postseason games dating back to 1996. Tom Brady has more postseason victories as a member of the Buccaneers (five) than Dallas does as a franchise since Jan. 1, 1997.
And if you don’t agree with any of that, you must believe this: you can be damn sure that a Belichick team would not have allowed 48 points, at home, in a playoff game with the kind of talent Dallas possesses after the Cowboys went 8-0 with a +172 point differential at home during the regular season. The Patriots (who were 38-3 losers in Dallas) weren’t the only ones who got their asses kicked in Texas this year.
Now, where will Belichick end up? Only heaven knows. But Dallas now seems far more likely to be on the list of options. And while there is never any telling what Jones will do, some obvious truths exist. Jones and Patriots owner Robert Kraft are rivals. Jones needs a Super Bowl and Belichick suddenly has something to prove. Jerod Mayo will coach the Patriots next season as the Patriots begin a long, potentially slow rebuild, and the people of Dallas are stuck on a refrain that is growing all too old and familiar.
In Dallas, after all, it’s Super Bowl or bust.