Zolak & Bertrand: Who should’ve been cut from the Tom Brady Roast?
On Monday’s edition of Zolak & Bertrand, the crew dove into who should’ve been cut from the Tom Brady Roast last night.
It was excellent, but it could’ve been shortened a bit…
Marc Bertrand: Tom Brady Roast on Netflix last night. Got started at 8 p.m. and got over at 11. Three full hours of fun.
Scott Zolak: Too long. I think it was too long.
Marc Bertrand: It didn’t feel that long.
Scott Zolak: Here’s what I kept thinking during it. What if you’re just an NFL fan of another city? Another team? How much is that holding you last night? Other than knowing Brady and Gronkowski and like Edelman, like you kind of knew the Bledsoe backstory. You know who Kraft is. You know the Belichick thing. But then you see all the other former teammates like I wouldn’t recognize all the Colts or you know the Dolphins or something like that. This was tailored for this area.
Marc Bertrand: It was tailored for a Patriots audience.
Scott Zolak: It’s another Patriots porn thing. Those are all the big time players. Guys over the years that you loved while growing up watching.
Marc Bertrand: I didn’t fully understand why there were those guys in the back row. I don’t really get it. Like Willie McGinest, Rodney Harrison, Matt Light, Danny Amendola, Nate Solder, and Dan Koppen . Like that light shoulder holder. I didn’t really understand why those guys were there. Do you want the people you could scratch to shorten up the time? I could do that for you real quick. Randy Moss, out.
Marc Bertrand: Thought he would’ve been better.
Tim McKone: The players for the most part, did live up to or exceeded expectations. Moss was the one that kind of stood out.
Marc Bertrand: Randy Moss is out. Ron Burgundy was stupid. Anchorman bit was moronic. Made no sense. Ben Affleck can stay home next time. 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast crew. You guys are out. A waste of time. Don’t need that. Don’t need Dana White. So that’s one, two, three, four. That’s six people we’ve eliminated so far from the roast. Any others?
T-Bone: Kim Kardashian?
Marc Bertrand: Good one.
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