Instinctively, the mere mention of Juan Soto and the Red Sox is the perfect internet-age story: partially-rooted in truth, click-baited for the oblivious, salted for the gullible. If it’s on the internet, it must be real. So go with it.
So, if you want to have fun with it, consider the possibilities. Soto would probably be a better investment than Rafael Devers because he’s a more complete player and better hitter. And he’s younger. Or maybe the Sox want both Devers and Soto in the lineup, and they’re preparing to trade Roman Anthony in some sort of blockbuster for pitching. But you get the idea: if the Red Sox are serious about Soto, the story would have ripple effects akin to those when the Sox pursued Alex Rodriguez, whose arrival in Boston would have triggered the departures of Manny Ramirez and Nomar Garciaparra while also bringing Magglio Ordonez to town.
Incredibly, that almost happened.
This almost certainly won’t.
Now the part that isn’t getting enough attention: in the real world, signing Soto would be stupid.
Wait … what? Yes, it would be stupid. And you know why? Because if we’re going to operate in reality – I know, buzzkill – the Red Sox currently have more young, left-handed-hitting than just about anyone. In fact, they’re bursting with it. Triston Casas, Jarren Duran, Devers, Anthony, Marcelo Mayer and Kyle Teel, among others. At the moment, all of those players combined might cost less than Soto. Pursuing Soto would be the equivalent of fattening up on bonbons while having a freezer free of protein. It just doesn’t make sense.
In the words of Mr. Miyagi … balance, Daniel-san.
Here’s what we know: the Red Sox need pitching. And not the kind you can buy in wholesale stores. They need the shiny, high-end, eye-popping kind found, perhaps, on the Champs-Elysées. (We’ll allow for Newbury Street.) The question, always, has been how the Red Sox intend to get it, particularly at a time when they seem averse to megadeals, long-term pitching investments of any kind, and at least some of the obsessive, competitive behavior that defined them in the early part of this millennium.
Now, could the Sox be changing their ways? Sure. They’ve always had the capacity. The question is whether they still have the desire.
That said, would we all like to see them sign Soto? Of course. If nothing else, it would be a sign that the Sox are serious again – or at least a sign that the Sox are trying to appear serious. And we all know the latter is far more likely. The Sox are indeed scheduled to meet with Soto this week according to multiple reports, and that in and of itself is not a bad thing. Years ago, just after acquiring Pedro Martinez in the trade that brought him to Boston, then-general manager Dan Duquette uttered these famous words: the Red Sox are back in business. If the link to Soto in 2024 proves to be only a repeat of that phrase, well, that alone would make it worthwhile.
After all, it’s been a while.
And the Red Sox still have a lot of work to do, which brings us to …