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Fart Court: Kendrick Perkins on trial for horrific on-air cheese cutting

By Toucher & Hardy

After a tough Celtics loss Monday night versus the Cavaliers, Kendrick Perkins appeared on NBC Sports Boston. During his postgame analysis, some listeners caught a noise resembling flatulence.

On Tuesday’s Toucher & Rich program—Fred, Rich, and Ryan Johnston react to audio of Perkins apparently farting on the air.

  • Perkins

    June 8, 2018; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers center Kendrick Perkins (21) during the second quarter in game four of the 2018 NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors at Quicken Loans Arena. The Warriors defeated the Cavaliers 108-85 to complete a four-game sweep. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

  • Kendrick Perkins: But I tell you what, these teams in the Eastern Conference are coming with it. *Fart Noise* 

    Fred: Oh, my God. Hachi Machi. What a bold statement. 

    Rich: That is a Muhammad Ali Heavyweight fart! He did not pull any punches. There is some depth. There is some punch. That is no squeaker. There’s no way a noise with that much base comes from Tom Giles. There’s no possible way. 

  • EVIDENCE

    https://twitter.com/Jimmy04407942/status/1632950288599461888

  • Rich: That was a comebacker. 

    Fred: That audio made me fart. That’s the loudest fart we’ve ever heard on TV. 

    Rich: That might be the most forceful fart. There’s no way that noise came from Tom Giles. I’m thinking not Eddie House, either. That sounds like a stop and pause; I’ve got to fart, Kendrick Perkins. We caught him brown-handed. 

    Fred: Oh, that’s Kendrick Perkins. I mean, there’s no question about it. 

  • GUILTY!

  • Full Segment

  • Ryan Beaton is a producer for 985thesportshub.com. You can follow Ryan at @ry_beaton on Twitter.

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