Honestly, part of me can’t even believe I’m writing this column, because I refuse to believe anyone would want to spend part of their Thanksgiving inside a football stadium rather than stuffing their face in a toasty family member’s home.
Never mind the fact that if you are indeed doing so, it means you’ve willingly decided to travel to Minneapolis, which is one of the more worthless cities in this great country of ours.
But alas, thanks to what’s likely undiagnosed OCD, my need for continuity and making sure that I have a write-up for every Patriots road game this year has forced me to give you the do’s and don’ts of the frozen hell that is Minneapolis, MN.
Enjoy, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!
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