Adult Site Wants to Make Bill Belichick a Webcam Model
Bill Belichick, webcam model? If a certain adult website has it’s way, that will be Bill’s post-Patriots gig.
This, of course, comes in the wake of Bill Belichick taking his leave of the New England Patriots after an historic 24-year run. That news broke Tuesday morning, and even thought the writing was on the wall for weeks, the fan response was understandably emotional. We decided to look back at his six Super Bowl victories as Patriots Head Coach; you can take a trip down memory lane here.
While Patriots Nation ponders over who will fill Bill’s big ol’ shoes (Jerod Mayo? Mike Vrabel?), there’s also plenty of guessing about where Bill will end up next. Early indications point at the Atlanta Falcons, but there’s a glut of Head Coach openings in the NFL, so it’s hard to guess. Retirement’s out of the question; that all-time wins record is in sight. Then again, maybe the right offer will come along.
Adult Site Wants to Make Bill Belichick a Webcam Model
That’s what CamSoda, an adult webcam site, is banking on. They’ve offered Bill Belichick a 5-year, $10 million contract to sign with them and perform as an adult webcam model. You see, the site has been smitten with Bill ever since he popped up shirtless on that viral ring cam video last year. CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker even penned the coach a letter. It reads, in part:
Dear Bill Belichick,
Ever since you walked out of that house shirtless on that Ring camera, we knew you had the physical makeup of a successful cam model. You have that barrel chest physique that so many women love. Not to mention the charm, the charisma, the bubbly disposition that pulls people in…
You can read the rest below. And while the NFL pundits pontificate about Bill’s next coaching job, I’m pulling for him to lead his next press conference with: “We’re on to CamSoda.”
