OK, it’s time to come clean. You can admit it. This is a safe space and we’ve all done it.
And if we’re comfortable enough with ourselves and the honor system, we’ll all do it again — and with a completely different player, and maybe from a completely different sport — sometime down the line.
But, you were wrong about Jake DeBrusk and his importance to the Bruins.
I’ve seen your tweets. Assuming I haven’t muted or blocked you for being an exhausting human being. Some of you have a real inability to just chill the hell out and accept that Twitter is a place for stupid jokes and bullshit, not serious analysis. With apologies to Elon and the Twitter Blueminati, I save that for the place that pays me.
I’ve heard your calls into our programming. Assuming you called into this station and not one of the stations that plays dentist music. (Ever had a root canal while ”I’m Good (Blue)” by David Guetta and Bebe Rexha plays at least six times over the course of 90 minutes and with your mouth absolutely not getting enough of the necessary numbing agent? No? Well, let me tell ‘ya, the root canal feels like a dream compared to the soundtrack in that very moment. And even then, I’d probably still want that over your outdated anti-DeBrusk rants. Just more numb numb juice, please.)