Wallach’s Movie Review: ROADHOUSE starring Jake Gyllenhall, Conor McGregor

Jon Wallach shared his take on the Roadhouse remake featuring Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor during this morning's Toucher & Hardy radio show. Despite warnings about its quality, Wallach decided to give the new Roadhouse a watch out of sheer curiosity. He wanted to see how they would reimagine the classic original movie with Patrick Swayze.

In his assessment, Wallach felt that the remake fell short, particularly highlighting McGregor's portrayal as the antagonist, which he found unconvincing. The discussion touched on the inherent challenges of remaking beloved classics like Roadhouse, with an emphasis on the unique charm and unintentional humor of the original that is hard to replicate deliberately. Fred Toucher and Ryan Johnston chimed in, expressing their doubts about remakes in general and citing examples such as Top Gun's nostalgic appeal and the singular appeal of movies like The Room, which defy deliberate replication.

The original Roadhouse movie, starring Patrick Swayze, follows the story of a tough bouncer named Dalton who is hired to clean up a rowdy bar called the Double Deuce. Dalton faces challenges from the unruly patrons and the corrupt businessman who controls the town. As he tries to restore order, Dalton becomes embroiled in a dangerous conflict that tests his skills and principles, leading to intense action scenes and a showdown with the main antagonist. Along the way, Dalton forms relationships with various characters, including a love interest, and ultimately brings justice to the troubled establishment.

Why am I sharing the synopsis of the original movie and not the remake's? Because it's the same.

During this morning's Toucher & Hardy, Fred revealed the contenders in the highly anticipated tournament, March Plainness! Who will Hardy choose?

In the world of sports talk radio, unexpected debates can lead to epic events. This was exemplified when a straightforward question regarding preferences in women ignited Toucher & Hardy's "March Plainness" tournament, captivating the attention of listeners.

It all began with a casual inquiry posed to Rob "Hardy" Poole during the highly popular, totally original Email segment. A listener asked Hardy to choose between two actresses from the popular TV show "Modern Family": Sofia Vergara, known for her role as Gloria, and Julie Bowen, who portrays Claire Dunphy. To the surprise of his co-host Fred Toucher, Hardy opted for Julie Bowen over Sofia Vergara, noting a specific clip that’s ingrained in Hardy’s mind.

This seemingly innocuous choice set off a chain reaction. Listeners flooded the show with emails and phone calls, expressing their opinions and suggesting other contenders who fit Hardy's preferences. Fred took on the challenge of organizing a tournament to determine the ultimate winner in Hardy's wheelhouse.

And so, "March Plainness" was born. Toucher carefully curated a list of 16 women who aligned with Hardy's tastes, creating a bracket-style competition akin to the NCAA tournament in March. The matchups were designed to pit fan favorites and Hollywood stars against each other, sparking debates and discussions among listeners.

As anticipation builds for the upcoming tournament on the highly-rated Toucher & Hardy's radio program, fans are eagerly anticipating each round, ready to cast their votes and share their predictions. The excitement is expected to reach new heights as the field narrows, with potential for unexpected upsets and thrilling showdowns that will keep everyone on the edge of their seats.

The culmination of intense deliberation and competition will ultimately reveal the winner of the tournament. But you may be asking, “Who made the cut? Who’s in this highly anticipated tournament?” Well, you’re in luck! Below are the women who made the tournament, along with their seeding.

You can also fill out your bracket and predict who will Hardy ultimately choose! Scroll to the bottom.

Dylan Dreyer is a friendly and relatable presence on NBC's "Today" show, known for her upbeat style and ability to connect with viewers. She brings a genuine charm to her weather reports and storytelling, making her a beloved figure in morning television.

Andie McDowell is a talented actress known for her roles in movies like "Groundhog Day" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral." She has a timeless beauty and a captivating on-screen presence that has made her a beloved figure in the entertainment industry and to our own Rob "Hardy" Poole.

Sally Field is an iconic actress with a remarkable career spanning decades. From her early days in "The Flying Nun" to her Oscar-winning performances in "Norma Rae" and "Places in the Heart," she has left a lasting impact on Hollywood. Her talent, versatility, and dedication to her craft have earned her respect and admiration from audiences worldwide. Could she be the dark horse in this year's tournament?

Mary Lou Retton is a legendary gymnast who captured the hearts of millions with her incredible performances, including Hardy's. Her gold medal win at the 1984 Olympics, especially in the all-around competition, solidified her status as one of the greatest gymnasts of all time. Mary Lou's groundbreaking achievements continue to inspire aspiring athletes around the world.

Donna Reed was a actress known for her roles in classic films like "It's a Wonderful Life" and "From Here to Eternity." Her on-screen presence endeared her to audiences, earning her widespread recognition and acclaim. Beyond her acting talents, Donna Reed was also a dedicated humanitarian, contributing to various charitable causes throughout her life.

Joyce DeWitt is an actress best known for her role as Janet Wood in the classic sitcom "Three's Company." Her portrayal of Janet alongside John Ritter and Suzanne Somers made her a household name in the 1970s and 1980s. Joyce's comedic timing and charming personality endeared her to audiences, contributing to the show's popularity.

Mary-Louise Parker is a talented actress known for her diverse roles in film, television, and theater. She has received critical acclaim for her performances in projects like "Weeds," "Fried Green Tomatoes," and "Angels in America." Mary-Louise's ability to bring depth and authenticity to her characters, coupled with her captivating presence on screen, has solidified her reputation as one of the industry's most respected and versatile performers

Peggy Fleming is an iconic figure skater and Olympic gold medalist. Her performances, particularly at the 1968 Winter Olympics, captivated audiences worldwide and earned her widespread admiration. Peggy's lasting impact on the sport have made her a legend in figure skating history.

Adrienne LaValley is a familiar face locally, thanks to her appearances in National Floors Direct commercials. She's also popped up in various TV shows and films, adding to her recognition in the area.

Laurel Coppock is famous for playing "Jan" in Toyota commercials. Her comedic talent and likable character made her well-known in advertising. She's also acted in TV shows and movies, showing her range as an actress.

Natalie Palamides is an actress and comedian known for her unique style and performances. She has gained recognition from being in one of the agents from the Progressive commercials.

Nancy Kerrigan is a retired figure skater who won medals at the 1992 and 1994 Olympics. She's also known for a well-publicized incident where she was attacked by associates of a rival skater. Kerrigan is now active in charitable work and continues to be a respected figure in figure skating.

Harley Jane Kozak is an actress known for her roles in movies and television shows. She has appeared in films like "Parenthood" and "Arachnophobia," as well as TV series such as "Santa Barbara" and "The Parent 'Hood." Kozak's versatile acting skills and memorable performances have earned her recognition in the entertainment industry.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is an actress known for her roles in films such as "The Dark Knight," "Secretary," and "Donnie Darko." She has received critical acclaim for her versatile performances and has established herself as a prominent figure in Hollywood.

Rhea Seehorn is widely recognized for her outstanding portrayal of Kim Wexler in the popular TV series "Better Call Saul." Her ability to bring depth and nuance to the character has earned her immense praise from critics and viewers alike. Seehorn's work on the show has established her as a standout talent in the television industry.

In the realm of sports talk radio, such unexpected debates often lead to exciting and captivating events that keep listeners tuned in. During this morning's Toucher & Hardy show, Fred unveiled the contenders for the eagerly awaited tournament, March Plainness! The question remains: who will Hardy select as the ultimate champion?