Whether he meant to be or not, Bill Belichick is now tanking

Tanking happens in pro sports all the time. Especially if there's a generational prospect waiting at the top of the draft. It's not ideal to deliberately install a culture of losing, though, and it wouldn't be advisable for the New England Patriots. But there's a right way to do it.

Whether he tried to or not, Bill Belichick has built a tanking team.

What is the right way to tank, you say? The gold standard in recent years around here is Danny Ainge and the 2013-14 Boston Celtics.

Ainge hired Brad Stevens to be his head coach in the 2013 off-season, launching a program dedicated to playing basketball the right way, competing, trying to win. He then handed Stevens a roster that no matter how hard they tried, they simply couldn't win that many games. A page out of the Rachel Phelps playbook from "Major League."

It was hilarious to see Ainge and Stevens introduce Kris Humphries, MarShon Books, and Keith Bogans as their big free-agent signings. Everyone knew the deal, here. Funnily enough, Stevens might've been a little too good, as the C's still managed to squeeze out 25 wins. But Ainge got what he wanted, which was a top-10 draft pick.

Back to Belichick. The Patriots head coach and head personnel man certainly wants to win. You can see on his face how much he hates to lose. But here's the ironic part: he Rachel Phelps'd himself.

Belichick has handed himself one of the worst rosters in the National Football League, one with no margin for error and no ability to withstand injuries. So he can try to get the most out of the Patriots all he wants. But at 1-4, the defense losing its best players, and the quarterback melting down on the field before our eyes, it's hard to envision that win column going up a whole lot this season.

But at the end of the day, this may be the ideal situation for a team as bad as the Patriots. They can continue to try to win and put the work in - captains David Andrews, Hunter Henry, and Deatrich Wise are solid players who know nothing but hard work and competition - but even if the Pats start playing better, perhaps even their best football, it simply is not going to be good enough to muster anything near a .500 season, let alone a playoff berth.

And Belichick has no one but himself to blame for that. He's not even coaching at the level we've come to expect. His in-game management is wonky. He's getting out-coached by the likes of Dennis Allen and Mike McCarthy. And he can't point the finger at anyone in the front office for giving him the players he has to work with.

Even if Robert Kraft personally selected Mac Jones himself in the 2021 draft, that's no excuse for Belichick to not surround him with a better offense. Belichick has completely botched his offensive line and receiving corps, and his quarterback isn't nearly good enough to make up for it. That's on Bill.

So, now, the Patriots are in tanking mode, whether they want to be or not. Ironically, the way Belichick is doing it might be the best way to tank in the first place.

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When you look this bad in consecutive weeks, there's a festering problem that goes beyond just the players. There's also something wrong on the New England Patriots' coaching staff.

And it begins and ends with the man at the helm of the football operation.

Bill Belichick suffered the worst loss of his career last week against the Dallas Cowboys, based on the 35-point margin of victory. But this was worse. A 34-0 shutout at the hands of the decent-at-best New Orleans Saints, in which Derek Carr and the offense connected for big plays and finished touchdown drives in the red zone, and the Patriots offense bottomed out.

This game was always going to be sneaky-challenging. Carr isn't terrible, and the Saints have a handful of legitimate playmakers on both sides of the ball. But for the Patriots to not even be competitive in this game, on their home turf, against a team that's less than a top contender (like the Cowboys or Eagles), was inexcusable. And it's impossible to excuse Belichick.

"Plain and simply, we've got to find a way to play and coach better than that," Belichick said after the game. "So that’s what we are going to do, start all over and get back on a better track than we're on right now."

The Patriots' players are certainly not playing well, especially on offense. But at what point do we stop wringing our hands over them and look at the guy tasked with putting them in position to succeed? Because Belichick and his staff aren't doing that right now.

Historically, that was Belichick's calling card. He was ahead of the competition. His guys were going to be the more prepared and disciplined group. It was a big reason for those first three Super Bowl wins. It was key to Malcolm Butler's championship-saving interception. And it was the main reason Belichick was able to drag one of the worst rosters in the NFL with terrible quarterback play to seven wins in 2020, and to grind out eight wins with a defensive coach running the offense in 2022.

It's been a while since the Patriots inspired any confidence that they could beat a good team. But they at least had Belichick's coaching ready to outclass inferior operations, and to keep it closer than expected against good ones.

He just got his ass handed to him by Dennis Allen. At home. Allen is in just his fifth season as a head coach in the NFL. He just went into Foxboro and had the significantly better, more prepared team. And this was a group that had issues of their own going into Sunday. Not against Belichick, apparently.

The Patriots' players aren't THIS bad. They're objectively more talented on paper now than they were in 2020, and you can make that case against the 2021 team in certain key areas. Their pass-catchers aren't good, but are they worse than N'Keal Harry, Damiere Byrd, Ryan Izzo? Is Jakobi Meyers really that much better than Kendrick Bourne, DeVante Parker, or JuJu Smith-Schuster? (Well, JuJu, yes.)

There's a reason this version of the Patriots offense, despite getting an established coordinator in the off-season and building a better collective group of talent, just keeps going backward. There's a reason they're plagued by slow starts. Mac Jones was asked what he thinks is behind those.

"Really, just not being ready to go, I guess," Jones said. "I mean, as an offense, you want to go out there, you’ve practiced all week and you feel confident so definitely want to get improvement on that. And not any of these games are not starting off very hot, so we’ve just got to improve."

Players play. It's not their job to "be ready to go." That's on the coaches. That's on Belichick.

And with him, it's extra-complicated because he also picks the players. Belichick can't pull a Bill Parcells and bemoan his inability to shop for the groceries. And he can't even make chicken salad out of chicken shit anymore.

Belichick is responsible for the players. He's responsible for what they ultimately do (or not do) on the field. So when it gets this bad, he's responsible for that too.

Considering the clear improvements the Patriots have made on their roster since 2020, it stands to reason that it's possible Belichick's grip on the players is slipping. It's possible the message isn't getting through. And if it is, it smells.

"We'll keep working on it," Belichick said, when asked about that.

Belichick has to be running out of time to work on messaging. It would still be a seismic shock if we wake up Monday morning and Belichick has been let go. It's more likely that Robert Kraft at least lets the 2023 season plays out.

But what's that going to accomplish? Even if Belichick and his staff step up their game, and this Patriots roster suddenly looks prepared, disciplined, a step ahead of the competition? They're still not overly talented. Jones isn't good enough to make up for those deficiencies.

Even if Belichick reaches deep down in whatever he's got left and goes on one last run, and gets the most out of his players ... can the Patriots possibly get to nine wins? That seems so far away, that even grinding out 6-7 victories would be a meaningless exercise. Fans across the region are probably already looking at the top draft prospects.

If anything, Belichick would get in the way of that. But it's a best-case scenario. Realistically, he's here to stay for the rest of 2023. But the way it's going, he won't be able to eke out many more victories, anyway.

And if he's wondering why, he should look in the mirror.

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Matt Dolloff is a writer and podcaster for 985TheSportsHub.com. Any opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of 98.5 The Sports Hub, Beasley Media Group, or any subsidiaries. Check out all of Matt's content here.

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