Armpits of America: Florida man caught on surveillance pooping while attempting to rob a boat

A 75-year-old individual in Florida, identified as Michael Paul Wierzbicki Sr., was captured on surveillance video engaged in an unusual incident while attempting to rob a boat. In the early morning hours of Sunday, Sept. 17, he was recorded boarding a boat, all while the boat's owner was asleep, according to the Punta Gorda Police Department.

After responding to a reported burglary at the Laishley Park Marina, officers were informed by the victim that an elderly man had been observed on the boat's security cameras searching through their belongings. The victim's allegations were verified by the police, who reviewed the provided surveillance footage. Additionally, the boat owner informed the police that the suspect had defecated on the boat and the dock during the attempted burglary, which was also confirmed when officers reviewed the security footage, as reported by WBBH News.

The victim further pointed out that the suspected burglar, Wierzbicki, was still present at the crime scene, sitting on one of the marina benches. Subsequently, Wierzbicki was apprehended and transported to the Charlotte County Jail.

While Wierzbicki was in custody, officers received another call regarding a previous burglary involving an unoccupied vehicle a few blocks away from the marina. Upon arrival, officers encountered another victim who described their stolen belongings. It was revealed that the described stolen items were in Wierzbicki's possession when he was arrested for the boat burglary, according to the police.

As a result, the 75-year-old man is now facing two charges of unarmed burglary of an occupied conveyance and one count of first-degree theft. Punta Gorda is situated in Southwest Florida, approximately 24 miles north of Fort Myers.

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The Super Bowl halftime show is renowned for its spectacular performances, massive global audience, and surprise guest appearances, often featuring music industry titans that leave an indelible mark on popular culture. This year, the NFL has revealed Usher as the headlining act, carrying forward the tradition of superstar performers.

Since its inception, the halftime show has undergone a remarkable transformation, progressing from marching bands to hosting major musical acts. The 1990s marked a pivotal moment when the NFL began inviting top-tier artists to the stage. Michael Jackson's groundbreaking 1993 performance redefined the halftime show, establishing it as a must-see spectacle.

Usher now joins the ranks of halftime show headliners like Prince, Beyoncé, and Bruno Mars. He's primed to deliver a show that will be etched in memory. His chart-toppers such as "Yeah!" and "U Remind Me" possess a universal charm that promises to captivate the diverse Super Bowl audience.

While the Super Bowl halftime show typically focuses on delivering high-energy and memorable performances, there have been a few instances that didn't quite meet the mark. Keep in mind that opinions on what constitutes the "worst" halftime performances can vary widely, but here are ten Super Bowl halftime shows that received mixed or negative reviews over the years:

Despite their popularity, this performance was criticized for its technical glitches and lackluster vocals.

This infamous show is remembered more for the "wardrobe malfunction" incident involving Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake than for the music itself.

Known for their squeaky-clean image, Up with People delivered a series of halftime shows in the '70s and '80s that some found bland and dated.

While beloved characters, their performance was seen by some as out of place during a football game.

This boy band's performance wasn't universally well-received, with critics citing issues with pacing and choreography.

Although a talented performer, some felt her show lacked the excitement and energy expected at the Super Bowl.

This halftime show, inspired by the Indiana Jones franchise, received criticism for its disjointed and confusing presentation.

Despite their legendary status, The Who's performance received mixed reviews, with some noting issues with Roger Daltrey's vocals.

This star-studded lineup didn't live up to the hype for some viewers, who found the mash-up of artists underwhelming.

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