BOSTON — It’s like performance art at this point. Just how low can the Boston Bruins go? How bad can they look? How much of a stinky mess can they make on the stage?
The Bruins are “only” 8-9-3 on the season, and are still somehow clinging to a playoff spot in the Eastern Conference. But watching them play professional ice hockey has been a masterwork of futility, each game a new tableau of struggle and slop. The B’s come out of Monday night’s 5-1 loss to the Columbus Blue Jackets 23rd in goals, 30th in goals against, dead-last in power play, and 25th in penalty killing.
And there was barely any sign of life, no answers, for any of those areas on Monday. They went 1-for-6 on the power play, but ended up a minus-2 in those situations because they allowed two shorthanded goals. Somehow out-shot 24-23 at five-on-five, despite a 13-5 edge in high-danger chances. No punch, except from Jeffrey Viel’s fists, and even that didn’t give the Bruins the spark it needed.
In fact, Viel’s insertion into the lineup seemed to have the opposite effect. The Bruins finished with just 13 hits as a team, three by Viel. Defenseman Nikita Zadorov, signed mainly to bring a physical presence to the back end, had just one. Jim Montgomery is running out of buttons to push on this lineup, and not only are his moves not working, they’re backfiring spectacularly, they’re siphoning life out of a team that already looks like it’s on life support.
For captain Brad Marchand, the main overarching problem is “compete level.” The Bruins may have made some roster-building mistakes in the off-season, they may lack the scoring touch they need to keep up with the best teams, but they’re better than this. And outside of major changes within the roster, coaching staff, or front office, which could still be coming, it starts with their top guys playing the way they need to play, and everyone following suit, and doing that consistently.
“In this league, you have to have the highest compete every night if you want to be a good team,” Marchand said. “We have it through periods of a game. We have it at times, and when we do, we’re really good. But then we get in these other moments of the game when we think we’re a skill team, and we want to play through the middle of the ice. That’s not us. We have to understand what our identity is and play to that, and we’ve yet to do that really for a full 60-minute game.”
Apparently, some guys aren’t getting the memo about how unskilled the Bruins are as a team. It must be showing up in practice, because that’s where Charlie Coyle believes their compete level problems can start to improve, and he’s not seeing it.
“When you’re not winning games, you can be better, and I think that starts in practice,” Coyle said. “We can be better there.”