Boy, a lot has happened since the last Patriots road trip travel guide, eh?
- Zappe Fever has broken
- The Bears (Seriously, THE BEARS?!) came in to Foxboro and Hillbilly Wiped their rears with the Patriots in all three phases of the game on national television
- And Bill Belichick made a shit sandwich out of the way he’s handled the return of Mac Jones
It’s hard to feel great about this middling team (at best) right now and their prospects of making the playoffs, but their sucking shouldn’t stop you from hitting the road and leaving your loved ones in the dust to go have yourself a rowdy weekend.
Especially THIS weekend, where you really don’t have to put in much effort at all!
So without further ado, here’s my list of 5 “do’s and don’ts” for the Pats fan’s trip to see ‘em take on the Jets at MetLife Stadium.