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In this edition of ARMPITS OF AMERICA: A man defecated on the floor of a restaurant in Fort Myers after breaking in early Saturday morning and stealing booze and other items.

  • According to the Fort Myers Police Department,, the suspect climbed through a small window at Joe’s Crab Shack on 2024 W. First Street in Fort Myers around 2:30 a.m. on Saturday

    The suspect then stole various items, including alcohol, and defecated on the floor of the restaurant before leaving.

  • Armpits

    The Fort Myers Police Department said the man was caught on security cameras climbing into the restaurant through a small window he broke on Saturday, Jan. 21, 2023 at around 2:30 a.m. (Fort Myers Police Department)

  • During this morning’s Toucher & Rich radio program, Fred and Rich investigates the stinky crime.


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