Armpits of America: Florida man caught on surveillance pooping while attempting to rob a boat
A 75-year-old individual in Florida, identified as Michael Paul Wierzbicki Sr., was captured on surveillance video engaged in an unusual incident while attempting to rob a boat. In the early morning hours of Sunday, Sept. 17, he was recorded boarding a boat, all while the boat’s owner was asleep, according to the Punta Gorda Police Department.
After responding to a reported burglary at the Laishley Park Marina, officers were informed by the victim that an elderly man had been observed on the boat’s security cameras searching through their belongings. The victim’s allegations were verified by the police, who reviewed the provided surveillance footage. Additionally, the boat owner informed the police that the suspect had defecated on the boat and the dock during the attempted burglary, which was also confirmed when officers reviewed the security footage, as reported by WBBH News.
The victim further pointed out that the suspected burglar, Wierzbicki, was still present at the crime scene, sitting on one of the marina benches. Subsequently, Wierzbicki was apprehended and transported to the Charlotte County Jail.
While Wierzbicki was in custody, officers received another call regarding a previous burglary involving an unoccupied vehicle a few blocks away from the marina. Upon arrival, officers encountered another victim who described their stolen belongings. It was revealed that the described stolen items were in Wierzbicki’s possession when he was arrested for the boat burglary, according to the police.
As a result, the 75-year-old man is now facing two charges of unarmed burglary of an occupied conveyance and one count of first-degree theft. Punta Gorda is situated in Southwest Florida, approximately 24 miles north of Fort Myers.
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The worst Super Bowl Halftime performances (according to the internet)
The Super Bowl halftime show is renowned for its spectacular performances, massive global audience, and surprise guest appearances, often featuring music industry titans that leave an indelible mark on popular culture. This year, the NFL has revealed Usher as the headlining act, carrying forward the tradition of superstar performers.
384856 15: Steven Tyler of Aerosmith performs during the halftime show January 28, 2001 for Super Bowl XXXV at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Brian Bahr/Allsport/Newsmakers)
Since its inception, the halftime show has undergone a remarkable transformation, progressing from marching bands to hosting major musical acts. The 1990s marked a pivotal moment when the NFL began inviting top-tier artists to the stage. Michael Jackson’s groundbreaking 1993 performance redefined the halftime show, establishing it as a must-see spectacle.
ARLINGTON, TX – FEBRUARY 06: (L-R) apl.de.ap, Fergie, will.i.am and Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas perform during the Bridgestone Super Bowl XLV Halftime Show at Cowboys Stadium on February 6, 2011 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
Usher now joins the ranks of halftime show headliners like Prince, Beyoncé, and Bruno Mars. He’s primed to deliver a show that will be etched in memory. His chart-toppers such as “Yeah!” and “U Remind Me” possess a universal charm that promises to captivate the diverse Super Bowl audience.
While the Super Bowl halftime show typically focuses on delivering high-energy and memorable performances, there have been a few instances that didn’t quite meet the mark. Keep in mind that opinions on what constitutes the “worst” halftime performances can vary widely, but here are ten Super Bowl halftime shows that received mixed or negative reviews over the years:
Nelly, Diddy, Kid Rock, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson (Super Bowl XXXVIII, 2004):
HOUSTON, TX – FEBRUARY 1: Singers Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake perform during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII between the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers at Reliant Stadium on February 1, 2004 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty Images) The Patriots won 32-29 to claim their second Super Bowl in three years. (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty Images)
This infamous show is remembered more for the “wardrobe malfunction” incident involving Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake than for the music itself.
