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Marc Bertrand’s plan to fix the preseason

The Patriots will hold joint practices this week with the Packers in Green Bay. The week will culminate with a second Patriots preseason game on Saturday at 8pm. While some…

Aug 10, 2023; Foxborough, Massachusetts, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Malik Cunningham (16) runs with the ball against the Houston Texans during the second half at Gillette Stadium. Credit: Brian Fluharty-USA TODAY Sports

Signing Malik Cunningham to their 53-man roster was one of several moves that added speed and, hopefully, a spark to the Patriots offense. (Photo by Brian Fluharty-USA TODAY Sports)

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The Patriots will hold joint practices this week with the Packers in Green Bay. The week will culminate with a second Patriots preseason game on Saturday at 8pm. While some people may find value in the preseason, our own Marc Bertrand can't stand it. And he has a plan to fix it!

Aug 10, 2023; Foxborough, Massachusetts, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Bailey Zappe (4) looks to throw a pass during the first half against the Houston Texans at Gillette Stadium. Credit: Eric Canha-USA TODAY Sports

Aug 10, 2023; Foxborough, Massachusetts, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Bailey Zappe (4) looks to throw a pass during the first half against the Houston Texans at Gillette Stadium. Credit: Eric Canha-USA TODAY Sports

Beetle's plan to fix the preseason!

So I have to admit something. No, I did not watch the Patriots preseason game live as it happened for more than about ten minutes. Why? Because quite frankly, I can't stand the preseason anymore. I watched it back when I was able to make the remake the fast forward sound of the old tape, you know, whatever that is.

I can watch it condensed form, no problem, to see what happened, see how players looked, all of that. I can't sit through 3 hours of a preseason game, even when it's the team I care most about or care about most because it is insufferable.

I think it blows. I think the product is so wretched across the league. It is a bad product. And there is one root cause that the league needs to take a hard look at. And that is joint practices. Joint practices have gutted the preseason product in the NFL and it's gotten out of control. The Patriots are away the next two weeks. They're going to spend a week at Green Bay. They're going to spend a week with the Titans. And those practices that they hold with those teams will be where the best reps are had for Patriots players.

I've provided plans for the NFL on several occasions. I provided them a plan to fix their Pro Bowl. They've now done it. You're welcome. I've got a plan for them. I've got something for them. Go to 18 games. You're going to eliminate two pre-season games is the trade off. 

You're going to have one pre-season game and you are going to be limited to one joint practice session with another team each year. One joint practice. One week of that one preseason game. And you want to know the caveat to that?

The joint practice cannot be against the team that you're about to play the pre-season game with. You don't get to go to New England and spend two days with them and then play them on Thursday night.

7 Patriots preseason legends you might’ve forgotten

Each year during Patriots training camp, there's a name or two that absolutely pops or gets a ton of hype from the fanbase. Sometimes the buzz from the fanbase comes from shining during practice or preseason games, other times it's about what the player did elsewhere.

Last week on Zolak & Bertrand, the crew laughed at the hype some guys get for shining during this time of the year, because usually it means close to nothing. Very rarely does the 3rd-string QB have any chance of opening eyes, nevermind earning a roster spot.

This list won't includes the likes of Jimmy Garoppolo or Jarrett Stidham. It's more about the guys that didn't make it out of camp or failed to ever have a prominent role on the 53-man roster.

It's a lot harder to make the same impression some of these guys did now, especially with one less preseason game. But there's already a ton of hype surrounding the likes of Demario Douglas and trying to figure out a way to keep Trace McSorely on the Patriots.

So here's some darlings you might've forgot over the years....

1. Tim Tebow, QB

This crazy draft news cycle just one-upped itself. According to Ian Rapoport, 33-year-old former first-round pick and one-time preseason Patriots quarterback Tim Tebow recently worked out for the Jacksonville Jaguars - as a tight end. Current Jaguars' coach Urban Meyer was Tebow's college coach at Florida.

This crazy draft news cycle just one-upped itself. According to <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1387839572680265737">Ian Rapoport</a>, 33-year-old former first-round pick and one-time preseason Patriots quarterback Tim Tebow recently worked out for the Jacksonville Jaguars - as a tight end. Current Jaguars' coach Urban Meyer was Tebow's college coach at Florida.

It's crazy to think about how much hype Tim Tebow's name carried in the early 2010s, thanks to his ridiculous run with the Broncos when they advanced past the Steelers in the 2011 AFC Wild Card game. For years, Bill Belichick couldn't help himself from praising Tebow's character and the way he played the game of football. Unfortunately, things didn't end up working out with the Patriots, as he got cut after throwing for 145 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 2 interceptions over 3 preseason games.

2. Brian Tyms, WR

Brian Tyms suiting up ahead of the Patriots match-up against the Packers. On the road at Lambeau Field.

Nov 30, 2014; Green Bay, WI, USA; New England Patriots wide receiver Brian Tyms (84) before the game against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Heading into the 2014-2015 season, everyone was watching Jimmy Garoppolo to see if he'd be the successor to Tom Brady, and he ended up forming quite the connection with Brian Tyms. It all started in the first game against the Washington Commanders when he caught 5 passes for 119 yards and a TD. He even ended up making the 53-man roster, as he appeared in 11 regular season games and ended up catching a touchdown from Tom Brady against the Bills.

3. Danny Etling, QB

Aug 30, 2018; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Danny Etling (5) throws a pass as New York Giants linebacker Lorenzo Carter (59) pursues during the first half at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports

Aug 30, 2018; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Danny Etling (5) throws a pass as New York Giants linebacker Lorenzo Carter (59) pursues during the first half at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports

Danny Etling was a 7th-round pick by the Patriots in the 2018 Draft and he made his name known during the final preseason game against the Giants. He broke off an 86-yard touchdown to seal the win as time winded down in the 4th quarter. It led to Etling sticking around for a year on the practice squad, before the Patriots cut ties with him.

4. Austin Carr, WR

Jul 27, 2017; Foxborough, MA: New England Patriots wide receiver Austin Carr (84) makes a catch while running back Dion Lewis (33) defends during training camp at Gillette Stadium. (Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports)

Jul 27, 2017; Foxborough, MA: New England Patriots wide receiver Austin Carr (84) makes a catch while running back Dion Lewis (33) defends during training camp at Gillette Stadium. (Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports)

Similar to everybody waiting for Tom Brady's successor, Austin Carr felt into the same category when it came to being the next Julian Edelman. It didn't help when he had one of the stronger preseasons of any player in the NFL, racking up 14 catches for 153 yards and 2 touchdowns. Still, it wasn't enough as he was waived by the Patriots and picked up by the Saints ahead of the regular season.

5. Eric Decker, WR

Eric Decker speaks after practice during New England Patriots training camp in Foxborough, Mass. on August 7, 2018. (Credit: Matt Dolloff/98.5 The Sports Hub)

Eric Decker speaks after practice during New England Patriots training camp in Foxborough, Mass. on August 7, 2018. (Credit: Matt Dolloff/98.5 The Sports Hub)

Eric Decker was always one of those players in the NFL that felt like a natural fit for the Patriots. He didn't get a chance with the organization until it was the final stop of his career, as he signed a 1-year deal worth $1.9 MM that could reach up to $2.5 MM. Ultimately, he retired at the end of August as his chances of making the roster seemed low due to an unimpressive camp.

6. Corey Bojorquez, P

Undrafted punter Corey Bojorquez made some noise in the early days of training camp in 2018, thanks to a big leg that had beat writers dropping hang times on the timeline every day. It was believed the Patriots never let him into a preseason game, with the hopes they could sneak him onto the practice squad as a future replacement for Ryan Allen. Instead, he was claimed off waivers by the Bills and has had a stint with a handful of teams in the NFL.

7. Demaryius Thomas, WR

Demaryius Thomas

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - AUGUST 29: Demaryius Thomas #88 of the New England Patriots celebrates after scoring a touchdwon during the preseason game between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on August 29, 2019 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

Despite Tom Brady and Demaryius Thomas being good friends off the field, Thomas and the Patriots couldn't make it work in New England. Thomas had a big preseason finale, securing seven catches for 87 yards and two touchdowns, but was waived before the regular season started. He was then re-signed a few days later, listed as an inactive in Week 1, then shipped off to the Jets ahead of Week 2.

Tom Morgan is the executive producer of the award-winning Zolak & Bertrand show. He got his start in radio as the midday intern in 2010 before joining the show full-time in 2014. A graduate of Northeastern University, Tom has been a lifelong sports fan with a passion for Boston sports that continues to drive him to this day. A native of Cohasset, MA, he enjoys spending time with family, his three brothers and his nephews and nieces. He is a coffee enthusiast who is fluent in the language of Seinfeld quotes. Tom writes about all New England sports from Patriots football to Boston Celtics and Boston Bruins.